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The Chaise Lounge War: STRESS in PARADISE, Episode Two

The Chaise Lounge War: Stress in Paradise. Episode Two Dateline: The Giggling Marlin. Cabo San Lucas International Branch Bar. I don’t think the people in here are normal. I also think if they realize I’m listening to their conversations for … Continue reading

The Fourteen Dollar Martini Murder, Stress in Paradise

The Fourteen Dollar Martini Murder, Stress in Paradise Episode One: Revolution on the Beach Dateline: Cabo San Lucas Hilton Resort International Branch Headquarters. This place is what heaven would be like if you could get in using Hilton Points. There … Continue reading

Stress Holiday Encore: Make Money Off Your Body Scans!

ENCORE POST: Dateline:  (Encore) Willie’s Place, Carl’s Corner, Texas. Whole bunch of people sang here. Setup:  I’m in hiding.  Ever since I offered my Body Scan for public consumption…the reporters, the cameras…Geraldo… Remember John Lennon’s line, “Life is what happens … Continue reading

Stress.Body Scans Gone Wild!

Dateline: North Austin Medical Center. Cough and Wheeze Section. As an effort to lend a bit of joy to the Season while I attempt to return to the land of the breathing, I’m running a series from last year explaining how to make … Continue reading

Body Scan Clearance Event! End Holiday Stress.

Best of Mysteryshrink. Dateline: The North Austin Medical Center International Branch Office. Everyone’s here. Not wanting you to miss a giggle, as I recover (been two and a half weeks, so recovery’s still a far away dream), I’m sending Christmas … Continue reading

Reduce Stress Instantly, The Flying Lawn Chair Incident

Stress. The Flying Lawn Chair Incident. How to Save Time Instantly. Dateline: DFW Airport International Branch Headquarters, chair in the corner, face to the wall. First, I’d like to apologize to those unfortunate passengers on flights with me this weekend. … Continue reading