Dateline: North Austin Medical Center. Cough and Wheeze Section.
As an effort to lend a bit of joy to the Season while I attempt to return to the land of the breathing, I’m running a series from last year explaining how to make extra money.
As you can imagine, if you read part one of the Body Scan manual, I am buried in demand for my products. At long last, I’m going to be rich. People will notice me. No one will cross me. I will have achieved the American Dream.
What’s that you say? The American Dream is more than buying expensive stuff? Oh, no…..You’re saying those of us not so steady in the emotional maturity department would try to BUY our way out of anxiety? Ridiculous. What’da ya think? Black or tan leather in the BMW?
In Progress….Turn Body Scans into Fortunes!


