Remember, every fat cell has to go somewhere….There’s another name for the booty lifters. Wedgies.
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How to Ruin a Relationship
The husband leaned in and said, “The reason I have to get away is not because of WHO SHE IS…. she’s great. I’m leaving because of WHO I AM WHEN I AM AROUND HER.” He went on to explain….
“I feel pretty good about who I am–at work, with friends, with my family–everywhere but at home….everywhere but when we are together. She doesn’t think much of me and I’m not strong enough to feel good about myself around her.”
See next post: How to Ruin a Relationship: Expect the Other Person to Fail You.
Lose Weight, Buy Funny Shoes!
On the miracle body that is possible with the “new” Skechers body-shaping shoes—
Prior to purchase you should know that those of us with arthritic knees and ankles have been wearing these for years….You might want to get a good look at us as we are walking away before you invest big bucks in these babies. Also, see artist babe on the cover of TOO RICH and TOO THIN, Not an Autobiography.
Trophy Wife
I told my husband I was his trophy wife. He said, “So I didn’t get first place?”
Smoooooooooch.
Lose Weight! Eat Tacos!
Yes. It’s official. We’ve gone around some kind of bend as the American television-watching public. I just saw a very thin woman explain how she lost weight by getting her treats at the Taco Bell drive through. I really did. I verify this statement because I’m aware there’s a television public that never goes near the sorts shows I have running…I respect you, but, I gotta let you know what kind of trash is out there….
Taco Bell…hmmm…This is the same company that had a campaign last year which said, “Late night snack? Don’t think of it as a snack, think of it as a fourth meal!”….Now that’s what America needs….a fourth meal.
Resolution: To Live in the Present
“Men are anxious to improve their circumstances, but are unwilling to improve themselves;
they therefore remain bound.”
James Allen
The Light of Reason.
The “Rude Woman in Seat 20B Incident”
Big plans for 2010, and you guys are invited on the journey toward actual personal change. I’m thinking a two-pronged effort toward reducing my Emotional Guidance System’s judging of other people and my Emotional Guidance System’s way of always jumping to the worst conclusions when plans go awry.
I know. Huge. But…before I let go of the judgmental habit…You shall hear of the Rude Woman in Seat 20B on the flight from DFW to Cabo San Lucas…I promise you, you aren’t going to believe her.
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