Complaining Side-tracked.

Dateline: Chicago, Hilton World Headquarters Branch.

Here’s what happened.  My computer died.  It even made a sound.  What I want to know is why?

Because things like this…inconveniences…shouldn’t happen to me.  Especially shouldn’t happen to me when I’m leaving for a trip.  After only 200,000 hours on this Japanese jewel of perfection…it just quits.  What am I supposed to do now?  Life today is too hard.  Kids today….

Oh, sure, I could come down here to the business center to use a computer, but that is awfully inconvenient.  I shouldn’t have to leave my room.  I shouldn’t have to wait for the slow hot water in this hotel, a sore point I wouldn’t mention if the maid hadn’t tucked the sheets in so tightly I pulled a shoulder muscle and need to soak.  Now that I think back, I think I bought the wrong computer to start with.  Not my fault, the sales guy when I bought the computer just couldn’t shut up about Toshiba was the laptop to buy.  Why did he take advantage of me?  I shouldn’t have bought Japanese.  There’s a Japanese fast food place back home and their food is undercooked and their spices are awful.  Japanese food tastes bad. What kind of idiot eats Japanese food?  

Sure.  I’ll get another computer, brand new, all shiny and super-fast. But that’s just one more disaster in the making.  Now I have to reload my files…what a mess…and a new operating system.  Learning a new system so soon after the Vista debacle is ridiculous.  I shouldn’t have to change….anything ever.

Part 2 of  How to Annoy Absolutely Everyone diverting anxietty into negativity and complaining…. will return when these uncomfortable, inconvenient, and completely ridiculous events stop ruining my day.

Say what?   Me?   Oh, no, I’m not complaining…I’m….