Billboard spotted.  Well-dressed miss is talking on her phone and watching her big screen television.  The ad explains that out of the goodness of their cable-laying hearts, if you switch service to them they will guarantee you the same rate for the next two years.  My years of interpreting deep psychological dilemmas enables me to figure out that this means . . . We’ve figured out a way to spin locking you into a contract look like it is a good thing for YOU.

Okay.  But it was the caption over the lady that had me giggling, no gagging, no gig . . . The caption asks you, “What will YOU do with the extra money?” 

That IS THE question on every one’s mind these days when we skip over the news channels holding our ears and singing “la-la-la” as loud as we can… just in case a word more bad news leaks through.

How do we keep our THINKING GUIDANCE SYSTEMS in charge during these hard times?

Manana.  If you can’t wait follow along on: http://twitter.com/mysteryshrink